Who or what is as reserved and specific as moist film (a hue off, a little cucumber)
on a blade of grass? Yah but a friendly warning for the mind, 

Pal, 
Film ‘work-arounds’ bully sarcasm to un-wit ways and means to spiraling into complexity illogically. We’re closing the book on you.

Please, not now, Santa..

..invoking bad explanations, Santa is supernatural.